Take some more tea.

sillyunicorntime:

bookstores and libraries should be like churches, man

you’re not allowed to judge anyone in a bookstore no matter what kind of books they’re looking at

literary nuts can read trashy romance novels

adults can sit cross legged on the floor and read picture books

christians can read the koran and buddhists can read books about satanism

mother of four can read a self-help book on spicing up her sex life

divorced cop can read a book about sexuality

no one gets to judge and no one gets to say anything about it - that is sacred fuckin territory and as long as you aren’t ripping out pages and stuffing them in your pants, you can look at any kind of book you want

even twilight

holy shit yes

even if you see a teenage girl tearing up as she nears the end of breaking dawn YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND YOUR COMMENTS TO YOURSELF

SYLVIA PLATH DIED FOR YOUR LIBRARY CARD

HATE THE BOOK NOT THE READER

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a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

perfectbenny:

In case anyone’s interested (hah, of course you are) these are the individual ‘Batches from this. The only one not included is Creeperbatch (Paul Marshall). But I think that’s OK. I know every ‘Batch is Sexybatch, but… yeah. No. We can live without that one when we’ve got ten others to visually please us.

Llama, llama, duck.

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Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

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aromanticaardvark:

sociallyinadequate:

This will never stop being funny.

Reblogged this before, but it’s still hilarious.

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[x]

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benedictatorship:

moriartyvasnormandy:

philsoncoulip:

what was up with Andrew’s bowtie tonight.
　 

Wait isn’t that ACTUALLY A TIE rather than a bow-tie?

DAT HIPSTER

… Now I’m imagining him at home about half an hour before he’s due to leave like SHIT FUCK I FORGOT TO PICK UP THE BOW TIE FUCK WHAT DO I DO

I KNOW

~IMPROVISE~

… and then afterwards to himself in the mirror:

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postreichenbachstressdisorder:

agreatermassofdeath:

Fanservice.

yesyesyesyesyes

I must reblog this everytime it crosses my path. Perfection

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gatissimo:

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